“Blooming, I’m becoming hazy and disappearing like rotten flowers.” —有村竜太郎 (via filene)
my parents are threatening to come home from their trip early if I don’t mow the lawn right this minute even though it’s dark out already
- perfect girl: hey, what do you know about Operation Barbarossa? why don't you tell me while you touch my butt and I give you a blowjob?
I remember when girls used to text me or talk to me